Tuesday, December 9, 2008

He Sex, She Sex (Part 1)

POSTED BY CHINO

This is a blog about songs that you can have intercourse with. Now each song is placed under a specific category, all you gotta do now, is choose your playlist! Enjoy!

KINKY SEX

Marilyn Manson - Heart Shaped Glass (Chino's choice)

Justine: Well only the intro has a scare feel to it, like rape sex, but it would do. I guess it kinda builds up in the middle.
Chino: It's kinky sex because of the creeping in tune, and his lyrics and voice, I think it adds the hype to your kinkyness. And isn't he claimed to be the Sex God?
Justine: Because he freakin suck his own dick? EWW please.
Chino: Rumors right? But whatever, heart shaped glasses suits all the experimental shizz.

CSS - Alala (Justine's choice)

Justine: Gotta be from the intro!! The intro says everything.
Chino: Funky beats, I dont think the sex can start without some head bops!!
Justine: It kinda pumps your sex up and the best part is, it's in another language which makes the sex even sexier!
Chino: It's soo coool! Hahaha. It restarts the groove back to head bops, then both head turn at each other and realize its time to get back on the hump.
Justine: Yeahh and the girl can work on her cowgirl moves hahaha.
Chino: Suweeeeeeetttt

PASSIONATE SEX

Les Nubians - Makeda (Justine's choice)

Justine: It's got the right rhythm, beat and edge for a good passionate sex.
Justine: You play it, and everything comes soaring up *if you know what I mean* HAHAHA.
Chino: No wonder it sounds familiar, I know this!
Justine: It's my number ONE sex song of choice.
Chino: Now this is some down-right-classic-passion
ate-sex.
Justine: With candles, dimmed lights, and more candles! Full of candles is the way to go for this one.
Chino: Your lady ain't in the mood, play this song, turns her on, make you even "on". Let's not forget the champagne to go with it girl.
Justine: Guy gotta knows how to treat his girl right!

Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight Tonight (Chino's choice)

Chino: What was the Smashin Pumpkins song I told you before???
Justine: You didn't. You just told me and Smashing.
Chino: I did! Wait wait.

..moments later

Justine: TONIGHT TONIGHT!!!!
Chino: Wait I'm checking it out if it is.
Justine: Hahaha it isss. Believe me it is. It's perfeccctt.
Chino: YES IT IS. HAHAHA.
Justine: I TOLD YOU!
Chino: I told you it's perfect!!!
Justine: I knowww.
Chino: If you ain't a fan of rock, here's how you gotta imagine the song, as the song plays, imagine the "activity" FRAME-BY-FRAME.
Justine: This is the kind of song for legendary sex, the kind you'll never forget your whole life. The best sex you've ever had, the one thing no one can take away from you.
Chino: There's a smooth yet fast entry to the chorus, but it's somewhat subtle in its own way, thats why it's passionate sex baby!! Just make sure you got this song in your ipod or whatever it is you use to play your "sexlist".
Justine: It's when you can both look at each other in the eye and think, "this is it".

2 comments:

kat said...

so...a certain kuya not have any access to this blog? hahaha

Juice said...

aaaahhh hopefully not!!!! hahahaha